Me: So what did your mum get for Christmas?
Small child: Perfume
Me: And how about your dad?
Small child: Oh, he got bum cream
Me: ………. bun cream?
Small child: No! Bum cream!
Me: ……….
Small child: He puts it on his bum when he rides his bike so it doesn’t hurt
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I can’t work out whether “bum cream” is a better name for the brand that follows:
http://www.dz-nuts.com/catalog/
But yes, a vital part of a long-distance cyclist’s self-maintenance routine, apparently. Because when you’re assembling a long bike tour, it’s important to start at the bottom.
(Badum-tish. Ayethankewe. I’m here all week. Try the veal!).